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		<title>Victor Encounters a Servant of the Blob</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The moon floats in the frozen sky like a lascivious eyeball, peers inside Victor’s bedroom where the digital clock glows in blood red digits: 3:18. Victor wakes from the nightmare, discovers the wetness in the bed, but not the wetness of the white blood from which the tentacles emerge. The puppy beside him is dead. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=8&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The moon floats in the frozen sky like a lascivious eyeball, peers inside Victor’s bedroom where the digital clock glows in blood red digits: 3:18. Victor wakes from the nightmare, discovers the wetness in the bed, but not the wetness of the white blood from which the tentacles emerge.</p>
<p>The puppy beside him is dead.</p>
<p>Victor knows how his grandmother will respond to the bedwetting, the same as Agatha, the head nurse at Mt. Salvation. He does not want his grandmother to know about the dead puppy, the welcome home present. She will think he killed it.</p>
<p>If his grandmother knows that Victor wet the bed again, it will mean a call to Nurse Agatha and a one-way ticket back to Mt. Salvation. Victor knows this.</p>
<p>He wraps the dead puppy in the wet sheets, pulls on his snow boots, and tucks the bottom of his pajamas inside.</p>
<p>He crosses the fresh snowfall on the silent moonlit cul-de-sac, drops the package into the dumpster near the edge of construction site. As far as he can see, new cul-de-sacs with the skeletons of new duplexes frosted with snowy moonlight.</p>
<p>On the return to his grandmother’s duplex, Victor sees the quartet of snowmen in the neighbor’s yard. He trips a motion detector porch-light as he passes, and the shadows of the snowmen reach almost all the way to Victor’s path.</p>
<p>Victor shows his grandmother the undisturbed snow outside the doggy-sized flap in the kitchen, proving that the puppy left the house before the snowfall, a bad sign for sure.</p>
<p>No sign of the morning paper.</p>
<p>Returning from a walk of the construction zone, his grandmother hoarse from calling for the puppy in the frozen air, Victor sees his footprints from the previous night, a clear trail from the duplex to the dumpster, but his grandmother does not see.</p>
<p>Clarice calls to them across the frozen cul-de-sac. Her heart condition prohibits snow shoveling.</p>
<p>Victor shovels, creates a long snow barricade between Clarice’s driveway and the quartet of snowmen, the furthest the most deformed from melting slowly over time, the nearest and most recent completely intact.</p>
<p>Victor finds no sign of the morning paper beneath the snow.</p>
<p>Clarice tells Victor he must make his snowman before she serves him the hot chocolate, his payment for shoveling. Every boy on the cul-de-sac takes a turn shoveling Clarice’s driveway; every boy makes a snowman for Clarice.</p>
<p>Victor packs snow into a ball, rolls the ball into an abdomen, then the torso, followed by the head, each like the segment of an arthropod.</p>
<p>Clarice instructs Victor to leave his hat and scarf with the snowman.</p>
<p>What about the mittens?</p>
<p>You will need the mittens, she tells him.</p>
<p>Inside, she serves the hot chocolate with her mittens on. Victor tries not to notice the hard nipples showing through her nightgown.</p>
<p>At 3:18 Victor awakens. He has seen the blue lips of his own corpse-face inside the snowman’s head. Clarice has stolen his soul with his hat and his scarf, trapped his soul inside the snowman like the other boys who withered and lost their paper routes.</p>
<p>Outside, a blizzard.</p>
<p>Victor crosses the cul-de-sac, pajama bottoms tucked in his boots. He wears his mittens. He will topple his snowman and free the others. Tonight, no motion detector porch-light. Victor retrieves his scarf, wraps it around his neck.</p>
<p>Clarice emerges from beneath the front porch like a trap door spider, wields the duct tape like nimble spinnerets.</p>
<p>On the plastic sheeting inside, Clarice removes Victor’s scarf to expose the vulnerable neck. She removes her mittens. Victor sees the white skin covering her hands, white like a marshmallow, like a clown’s face. The white skin burns Victor’s neck; the white skin begins to draw the blood.</p>
<p>Rise and shine, his grandmother says. Clarice needs her driveway shoveled. Grandmother stands in the doorway. Victor groans, his memory blurred and distorted. Would Victor please look for their morning newspapers?</p>
<p>Victor wraps the scarf to cover the palm-sized welt-burn on his throat before going downstairs.</p>
<p>He shovels the walks.</p>
<p>No hot chocolate today.</p>
<p>Inside the house, he keeps the scarf around his throat. His grandmother wears a scarf around her throat.</p>
<p>The newspaper calls the house. Does Victor want a paper route?</p>
<p>No sign of your puppy today, his grandmother says.</p>
<p>At 3:18, Victor tucks the pajama bottoms into his boots.</p>
<p>He can barely see over the steering wheel of his grandfather’s old work truck. He puts the truck in reverse, backs into the cul-de-sac.</p>
<p>In the headlights, Victor sees Clarice’s glowing eyes beneath the porch.</p>
<p>Victor hits the gas; the tires spin on the icy street. The tires hit a patch of gravel; the truck accelerates into the yard, knocks over the snowmen and crashes into the front porch.</p>
<p>The escort receives a cell phone call on the train back to Mt. Salvation Psychiatric Facility, informs Victor that they found the old woman’s body crushed beneath the porch. Victor murdered her.</p>
<p>In three days, the body vanishes from the morgue.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Closet and the Werewolf: A Queer Reading of Identity, Race, and Otherness in Michael Jackson’s Thriller For me, any discussion of queer horror must begin with Michael Jackson’s Thriller, directed by John Landis, the site where queer anxiety first formed an association with the werewolves and zombies in my imagination. Whether classified as a music [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=7&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Closet and the Werewolf:</p>
<p>A Queer Reading of Identity, Race, and Otherness in Michael Jackson’s Thriller</p>
<p>For me, any discussion of queer horror must begin with Michael Jackson’s Thriller, directed by John Landis, the site where queer anxiety first formed an association with the werewolves and zombies in my imagination. Whether classified as a music video or a short film, Thriller was the first horror movie that I watched, and the first horror movie I loved, introducing me to my two favorite sub-genres: the werewolf film and the zombie film. It slipped under parental supervision through the cable box, and I furtively consumed multiple viewings. As a rule, my father, a Christian Reformed minister, wouldn’t let me watch horror films; I remember begging my mother to let me rent Landis’ An American Werewolf in London at the video store, but to no avail. I was ten-years-old the year Thriller came out, at the onset of adolescent identity crisis and puberty. Already, the mystery of Michael Jackson’s sexuality caused a great deal of schoolyard anxiety (an ongoing mystery without an absence of recent public spectacle). I remember discussing the controversy with boyhood friends at recess, the same setting for frequent sessions of “Smear the Queer” with a Nerf football and a crowd of boys who dog-pile on the triumphant/unfortunate boy who manages to catch the ball. Michael Jackson’s high-pitched voice and effeminate style, his lovely eyes and sleek nose, his skinny nimble limbs, all seemed to signify volatile queer otherness. When Thriller first played on MTV, Michael Jackson rose in my imagination to a true hero/superstar status, and I rose to the role of the fan. The clear portrayal of a heterosexual love interest alleviated my anxiety about the mystery of Michael Jackson’s sexuality, which mirrored the anxiety over my own emerging sexuality; the werewolf transformation and zombie dance fascinated me; the werewolf, the zombie horde, and queer anxiety were wedded in my imagination.</p>
<p>In the body of folklore, literary fairy tales, and the genre of the horror film, wolfish bestiality signifies a profound anxiety concerning male sexuality. Traditional versions of Little Red Riding Hood portray a cross-dressing sexual carnivore. The Big Bad Wolf of folklore is an unredeemable wolfish other. [1]  However, filmic incarnations like Lon Chaney’s iconic 1941 Wolf Man and director John Landis’ 1981 An American Werewolf in London present a werewolf protagonist torn between the human and the bestial, a sympathetic protagonist, despite the unforgiving conclusion when protagonist and wolf must be destroyed for the sake of ideological normality, a predictable pattern in the werewolf film. The anguish of the protagonist presents a dualistic model that mirrors the struggle of closeted sexual identity. As a queer viewer of horror films, I identified with these tortured protagonists and the “closet” of the werewolf.</p>
<p>The mutability of the werewolf, torn between ideological heterosexual normality, and bestial, sexualized otherness becomes a powerful metaphor for the conflict of the closet in an aggressively homophobic society. The violence and bestiality associated with the werewolf follows a larger pattern in Hollywood horror films of alienating otherness, including ethnic and political otherness. [2]  Internalizing the metaphor of the werewolf as a signifier for closeted gay male sexuality exists in the context of a society that proliferates the horrors of homophobia and homosexual panic. [3]  Michael Jackson’s 1983 “Thriller,” directed by John Landis, portrays a werewolf that attempts to “come out” to his girlfriend before transforming into a werewolf. Before concluding his confession about being different from other boys, he transforms into a horrific beast, leaving a gap of meaning that enables the queer viewer to attach meaning to the signifier of the werewolf.</p>
<p>There are multiple possibilities of what the signifier of the werewolf, and the conflict of the werewolf’s duality, might signify. Stephen King analyzes the archetype of the werewolf in Danse Macabre, arguing that the duality of the werewolf represents the split between lofty intellect and baser, bestial desires in humanity. In a recent film with explicit Little Red Riding Hood subtext entitled The Woodsman, named after the character that kills the wolf at the end of the fairytale, Kevin Bacon portrays a sex offender struggling with a “wolfish” desire to molest adolescent girls. Bellin portrays a wide range of examples that illustrate how monstrocity in film functions to alienate, and this certainly includes the ubiquitous symbol of the werewolf. The werewolf in Thriller might also represent anxiety over racial identity in a violently racist society. The werewolf, like Melville’s White Whale, is a multi-faceted symbol with many possibilities for interpretation, including the anxieties of puberty in teen werewolf movies such as I Was a Teenage Werewolf.</p>
<p>This “coming out” as a werewolf, helping to fuse the open signifier of the werewolf’s duality with the double-life of the closet, appears in numerous films featuring werewolves and other incarnations of bestial otherness, [4]  including Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” The internalized association between the queer viewer and the werewolf, [5]  followed by the inevitable destruction of the wolf is profoundly negative and reflective of an aggressively homophobic society. However, like the tradition of retelling fairy tales to respond to and overturn ideological messages, the metaphors of the horror film are also being retold to overturn negative messages about queer otherness.</p>
<p>The portrayal of the werewolf in Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” and other works featuring pop-culture werewolves, present a dualistic conflict between bestial otherness and ideological normality, ranging from the horrific to the humorous, and reflecting the horror of both societal and internalized homophobia, as well as alienation of difference. However, films like “Thriller” overturn the negative messages of the horror genre through self-reflexivity, pastiche, and an alternate conclusion.</p>
<p>During the formation of identity and emerging queer awareness of adolescence, viewing from within the shadow-world of the closet involves an unspoken hunger for identification on the screen. The closet, like premature burial, requires a precarious and dangerous escape. As an adolescent in the aggressively homophobic 1980’s, coming out of the closet was fraught with panic, alienation, denial, and the pressures of societal conformity. Considering the role of the horror film, like the horror urban legend, [6]  as an expression of societal and sexual anxieties, it is no wonder that I viewed my own struggles with the closet in the fantastic transformations, horrific possessions, and lustful perversions of the horror film genre.</p>
<p>Universal’s 1941 Wolf Man presents a model for the werewolf film, complete with Little Red Riding Hood allusions and subtext. Larry Talbot is the prodigal son, returning after many years in America to assume his patriarchal birthright and hereditary estate. The banality of Larry’s character is complicated by his aggressive sexuality, spying on a woman through a telescope, and convincing her to go out with him, despite the fact that she is engaged to another. In this sense, Larry is immediately linked with the wolf as a metaphor for sexual aggression and anxiety. The wolf is immediately present through the subtext of Little Red Riding Hood which is presented in the initial meeting with Larry and his love interest, but the actual curse of the werewolf is introduced into the community through the gypsy caravan, aligning the curse with ethnic otherness, personified by the iconic Bela Lugosi, whose Dracula defines monstrous otherness in the horror genre. When the gypsy portrayed by Lugosi transforms into the wolf, he attacks a young woman in the forest, and Larry intervenes to rescue her. The werewolf bites Larry and the curse is passed to him.</p>
<p>The werewolf folkore within the film emphasizes that the curse may be visited upon a normal male: “ Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright.” No matter how the viewer interprets the open signifier of the werewolf in this film, whether it represents the transgression of Larry’s aggressive pursuit of an engaged woman, the xenophobic paranoia associated with aligning the werewolf curse with the gypsies, lycanthropy as a symptom of mental illness as suggested by the doctor in the film, or the emergence of sexualities not defined by the narrow categories of ideological normality, the werewolf represents an otherness that must be destroyed. Larry’s various attempts to seek help from the authority figures in the film results only in patronizing consolation that questions Larry’s sanity and points toward a psychiatric solution to the problem. Benshoff notes that the pattern in horror films to turn toward the psychiatric institutions for the restoration of normality coincides with pathologizing of homosexuality at this point in history. Despite the doctor’s best attempts, Larry’s own father must kill the werewolf in order to restore order at the conclusion of the film.</p>
<p>“Thriller” overturns this pattern of the werewolf film exemplified by Wolf Man and followed by Landis’s full-length werewolf film, An American Werewolf in London. “Thriller” opens with Michael Jackson’s character and his nameless love interest, played by Ola Ray, traveling down a moonlit lane, evoking the milieu of urban legends like “The Hook” and “The Boyfriend’s Death.” [7]  When they run out of gas, Michael’s nameless love interest asks, “Now what?” presuming that the empty tank is merely a ploy for “parking,” also subtly suggesting that the girl would participate willingly. However, when they cut to the couple walking down the lane, she apologizes for assuming Michael had prurient intent, but they did literally run out of gas. “Thriller,” a compact 13 minutes in length, omits the back-story that leads to the transformation into the werewolf, relying on the audience’s cultural awareness of the werewolf myth as defined by the tradition of Hollywood horror films. While defending a damsel in distress, Larry Talbot receives the bite from the werewolf; however, for Michael, there is no back-story to provide origin for the curse. Instead, his wolfishness springs forward at the appearance of the full moon, which coincides with his “coming out” as a werewolf. The following is a transcript from the film:</p>
<p>Michael: Can I ask you something?</p>
<p>Ola: What?</p>
<p>Michael: You know I like you, don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>Ola: Yes&#8230;</p>
<p>Michael: And I hope you like me the way I like you&#8230;</p>
<p>Ola: Yes&#8230;</p>
<p>Michael: So I was wondering if&#8230; you would be my girl&#8230;</p>
<p>Ola: Oh Michael!</p>
<p>Michael: There&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve got to tell you.</p>
<p>Ola: Yes Michael?</p>
<p>Michael: I&#8217;m not like other guys.</p>
<p>Ola: Of course you&#8217;re not. That&#8217;s why I love you.</p>
<p>Michael: No I mean I&#8217;m different.</p>
<p>Ola: What are you talking about?</p>
<p>Instead of receiving a specific response to this question, the “difference” Michael refers to manifests itself in the horrific transformation into the werewolf.</p>
<p>The transformation and subsequent chase through the forest are classic horror movie fare. The werewolf, although sympathetic as the sweet-voiced Michael earlier in the scene, is the evil monster of the classic horror tradition. However, as the werewolf catches up with its prey and approaches with claws raised, something very peculiar happens, the scene cuts to a frame narrative. Suddenly, we see Michael and Ola sitting and watching a film in a movie theater. It is the same Michael and Ola from the previous scene, but they are now dressed in contemporary fashion for the eighties, as opposed to the fifties outfits from the previous film. This signifies several things in the self-reflexive play of the short film. The previous werewolf scene, complete with the confession of “difference,” took place within the mis-en-scene of the fifties horror films, the previous generation with its traditions of alienating otherness.</p>
<p>The first thing we see in this frame narrative is the grin on Michael’s face as he obnoxiously chomps on his popcorn. The rest of the moviegoers flinch and cover their eyes at what the watch on the screen, but what the audience of the video can’t see: the werewolf killing and eating Ola, which Michael mirrors in the gleeful chomping of his popcorn. The perverseness of smiling and chomping the popcorn characterizes this new character portrayed by Michael, different than the earnest confessor of difference in the werewolf film-within-a-film. This new Michael character offers a playfulness that overturns the ideological seriousness of the classic horror films. Similarly, audiences can also overturn the seriousness of ideological horror films through the recognition of “camp,” which, at least in part, playfully deconstructs and laughs at what is intended to be serious or scary in the original context. Camp is essentially an act of the viewer: re-contextualizing a serious horror film in the context of the absurd, diffusing any offensive or damaging negative messages about difference, fueled by overdramatic acting and out-of-date special effects and sensibilities. The frame jump in Thriller performs a similar action on the horror genre. What makes the jump to a new frame narrative especially innovative is the use of the same actors. The Michael and Ola in the 50’s werewolf movie are indistinguishable from the Michael and Ola watching the film in the theater, with the exceptions of a wardrobe shift and the trickster-like playfulness of the 80’s Michael character.</p>
<p>Ola, too frightened by viewing her own slaughter in the film-within-a-film, walks out of the theater. Michael follows, smiling and teasing, chastising her with the statement, “It’s only a movie,” a statement that parallels the self-reflexivity of the frame narrative. Ola replies, “It’s not funny.” As Ola walks away from the movie theater and proceeds down a desolate and creepy urban street, a stark contrast to the forest setting within the frame of the werewolf movie, Michael attempts to make up with her by offering a playful and self-referential homage to the pleasure of viewing horror film.</p>
<p>As Ola walks down the street, Michael dances around her. At first, his song, like the previous frame, seems to take place within a horror film as he sings, “It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.” In the second verse of the song, he says, “You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run,” which foretells the conclusion, which occurs in the abandoned house. In the third stanza, there is a jump similar to the jump from the 50’s werewolf film to the 80’s movie theater. At the beginning of the verse, he sings, “They’re out to get you, there’s demons closing in on every side/ The will possess you unless you change the number on your dial / Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together/ All thru the night I’ll save you from the terror on the screen.” This verse shows that the horrific events are taking place on a television screen, and the monster on the screen can be evaded by turning the dial. The playful uncertainty whether or not the characters are in a horror movie or merely watching a horror movie is paralleled by the lyrics in the song.</p>
<p>However, the frame narrative is also revealed to be a horror film when a macabre voiceover “rap” from Vincent Price accompanies the images of multiple zombies rising from their graves.</p>
<p>The horror of the zombie represents a different societal anxiety than the bestial duality of the werewolf. Unlike the werewolf’s wild abandon to gratify bestial desires, the zombie represents the complete loss of identity and individuality in a mindless mob. While the werewolf film finds its roots in the 1941 Wolf Man, the zombie film progenitor is George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, a film that offers an ensemble cast, but the last remaining survivor is the character of Ben played by African American actor Duane Jones. The zombie horde in this film, on one level, represents a mass of overwhelming whiteness. In subsequent zombie films, the satire underlying the zombie horde takes different forms: in Dawn of the Dead, the mindless consumerism of shopping malls, but the original 1968 film speaks to the anxiety of unrest. Despite the variations of the satire, the zombie horde represents mindless conformity. Unlike the Cold War dread of film like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, which focuses on xenophobic paranoia of threats from the outside, this zombie film specifically represents the threat of assimilation from within American culture. For the queer viewer, the terror of the zombie horde is not to be hunted down by the pack of villagers with torches, but to be assimilated into mainstream society.</p>
<p>When Michael and Ola encounter the zombie horde, Michael is drawn in and immediately becomes a member of the living dead, complete with tattered clothing and the initial stages of decomposition. Michael leads the undead in a zombie dance while using the choppy motions of the undead. When it’s time for the chorus, all signs of the undead vanish, and Michael becomes the beautiful young man from the previous scene, spinning around and singing. Instead of being assimilated, he leads them in a new round of choreography and singing, demonstrating that Michael’s character is in control of the forces of anxiety that fuel the horror film.</p>
<p>Unlike the predominant whiteness of the zombie horde in Romero’s Night of the Living Dead, the race of the zombies in Thriller are indistinguishable through the makeup. Like the werewolf, the zombie horde also acts as an open signifier for a wide range of societal and political anxieties. Generally speaking, I believe the zombie horde represents the erasure of unique difference in the assimilation of mainstream society. In any event, Thriller overturns the hopelessness and despair of Night of the Living Dead; the character of Ben is mistaken for a zombie at the end and burned along with the rest of the zombies. In this short film, Michael is clearly in control of the zombie horde, shifting back and forth, and leading their choreography. However, Ola does not seem to realize this. Similarly, she does not see the humor in the horror film that Michael finds enjoyment in.</p>
<p>Once the chorus of the song concludes, the joke on Ola continues as Michael now leads the zombie horde as they menace and pursue Ola who runs into an abandoned house for shelter, similar to the opening of Night of the Living Dead when Barbara seeks shelter in the farm house. Inside the house, Ola is trapped. Quickly, the zombie horde breaks into the house through the boarded windows and up through the floor. The leader of the horde, an undead Michael, smashes through the door with superhuman strength. The group of zombies close in, and there is another leap to a different reality. Like the jump from the werewolf scene to the movie theatre, suddenly the room is transformed from an abandoned house with sheets across the furniture to a cozy living room. The zombie horde vanishes, with the exception of Michael, but he is transformed back into his pre-zombie self with all the tatters on his red leather jacket magically mended. The switch from the zombie film reality to this new safe reality leaves Ola in a state of disorientation for only a moment. Michael asks, “What’s the problem.” Stunned, Ola says nothing, and then Michael says he will take her home. The denouement of the short film occurs when Michael turns to the camera. He reveals to the audience the same cat-like eyes from the werewolf scene; simultaneously, the audience hears wicked laughter while Michel shows a smile of perverse glee.</p>
<p>The “difference” that Michael speaks about in the first scene of the film surfaces again here at the conclusion, indicating that he still harbors this secret difference and the shame shown by the character in the first scene is replaced by a perverse smile and wild laughter. The destruction of the werewolf in the traditional narrative pattern is transformed into an inside joke between the audience and Michael.</p>
<p>Ultimately, the character of Michael is in control throughout the entire film. He confesses he is different with a look of shame, and appears to be unable to control his transformation into the ravenous wolf creature, but at the moment of ultimate terror for Ola the scene jumps to the frame narrative, and Michael is gleefully chomping on the popcorn. The themes of loss of self-control and identity in the traditional narratives of the zombie film and werewolf film are overturned here. Michael possesses a difference that enables him to shift back and forth between these various states of monstrosity as if they were only masks, all for the sake of needlessly scaring the girl and sharing an inside joke with the audience.</p>
<hr size="1" width="33%" />Notes</p>
<p>[1] Catherine Orenstein, in her book Little Red Riding Hood Uncloaked, presents an extensive argument connecting the wolf in the fairytale to the folklore of the werewolf.</p>
<p>[2]  For book-length analysis on this subject, see Joshua David Bellin’s Framing Monsters: Fantasy Film and Social Alienation and Harry M. Benshoff’s Monsters in the Closet: Homosexuality and the Horror Film.</p>
<p>[3]  Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick’s Epistemology of the Closet provides a theoretical foundation and forumulation of the pervasive concept of “The Closet” that I am using in this writing.</p>
<p>[4]  Instances of werewolves “coming out of the closet” as werewolves includes Michael J. Fox’s Teen Wolf.</p>
<p>[5]  Queer reading of popular culture raises the conflict between reader response, authorial intent, the auteur theory of film criticism, and the true meaning of a text. My analysis of the horror genre relies on the foundation of the “I” and relative subjective truth of reader response. In this essay I will explore how I found identification and self-knowledge in the symbolism and mythology of the iconic and ubiquitous werewolf. Assumptions about the inner life of a general “queer viewer” are frequently based on myself, and I’m not intending to portray any sort of universal queer experience.</p>
<p>[6]  See Jan Harold Brunvand’s introduction to the study of urban legends in The Vanishing Hitchhiker: American Urban Legends &amp; Their Meanings. His analysis concerning the relationship between horror urban legends, which provide the prototypes for all of the slasher movies, and societal anxieties is foundational for my approach to horror movie analysis. Also, Carol Clover provides an interesting analysis of plot structure in slasher films, linking them to the structural patterns found in folklore.</p>
<p>[7]  See Brunvand’s The Vanishing Hitchhiker.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I first fell in love with the horror genre when Michael Jackson&#8217;s Thriller was released. I loved the werewolf transformation, the zombie dance, the freaky &#8220;rap&#8221; by Vincent Price, and most of all &#8212; the surprise ending. In 2005, I presented a paper on Thriller at a conference. It was a &#8220;queer reading&#8221; of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=106&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I first fell in love with the horror genre when Michael Jackson&#8217;s Thriller was released.  I loved the werewolf transformation, the zombie dance, the freaky &#8220;rap&#8221; by Vincent Price, and most of all &#8212; the surprise ending.  In 2005, I presented a paper on Thriller at a conference.  It was a &#8220;queer reading&#8221; of the video/short film.  While I was researching for the paper, I tried to find a copy of &#8220;Ghosts,&#8221; another horror-themed short film from Michael Jackson.  I couldn&#8217;t find a copy anywhere,  so I had to proceed without it.I&#8217;m happy to say that &#8220;Ghosts&#8221; is now available through the wonder of Youtube.com.  Like &#8220;Thriller,&#8221; &#8220;Ghosts&#8221; also contains many interesting alignments between the monstrous and the social alienation of queer difference. It also portrays and interesting connection between the Gothic and queer difference.</p>
<p>When I say &#8220;queer&#8221; difference, I am supplying the &#8220;queer&#8221; myself as the viewer/subject &#8212; there is nothing explicitly queer about &#8220;Thriller&#8221; or &#8220;Ghosts,&#8221; but there is an explicit expression of &#8220;difference.&#8221;  Michael tells Ola he is &#8220;different&#8221; and &#8220;not like the other guys&#8221; before he becomes a werewolf.  In &#8220;Ghosts,&#8221; the label of &#8220;difference&#8221; is more of an allegation than a confession.  The Mayor, the conservative leader of the neighborhood &#8220;mob&#8221; (complete with torches) that storms Maestro&#8217;s gothic castle, hurls a number of allegations at Maestro: &#8220;freak,&#8221; &#8220;weirdo,&#8221; &#8220;strange,&#8221; and &#8220;scary&#8221; are a few.</p>
<p>The mob arrives at Maestro&#8217;s gothic castle ostensibly to run Maestro out of town.  The Mayor character says this clearly, going so far as to threaten violence, simply because Maestro is different, a &#8220;freak&#8221; or &#8220;weirdo.&#8221;  The social commentary here is very reminiscent of Edward Scissorhands when the banal suburbanites storm the bizarre gothic castle on the hill, a scene that refers back to the famous villagers with pitchforks and torches from the original Frankenstein films.  The Maestro character is aligned with these misunderstood heroes.  From the outset, the audience knows that the Mayor is close-minded and prejudiced against the undefined &#8220;difference&#8221; of Maestro.  The Mayor looks like a refugee from the Eisenhower era.  While the Mayor makes it clear that they want Maestro to leave town, the rest of the &#8220;mob,&#8221; consisting of moms and little boys, is actually hesitant, especially when violence is suggested.  Not everyone conforms to the Mayor&#8217;s violent prejudice, but they are all there after all, so what brought them?</p>
<p>There are subtle references to a backstory in the script.  One of the little boys apparently told his mother about something he witnessed in the castle, and his older brother makes reference to the fact that this was supposed to be a secret.  Obviously, the children had visited Maestro previously, and had witnessed something that inspired the mob to run Maestro out of town.  There is also a reference to the Maestro telling the children ghost stories.  When the Maestro unleashes his spectacle of macabre illusion and dancing ghouls, it is easy to see why he might be perceived as a threat to the banal normality of the town.  Despite the macabre and grotesque nature of what they witness in the castle, the children seem to understand that this is all a show like some kind of Haunted House ride.  By the way, beware of some seriously corny acting from the kids in this film.</p>
<p>Very similar to the character in &#8220;Thriller,&#8221; Maestro is a trickster-like leader of the macabre, orchestrating various illusions like pulling off all his skin and invading the body of the Mayor.  He is the dance leader for the ghouls &#8212; similar to the zombie dance in Thriller.  The reason I use the term &#8220;trickster&#8221; is because there is definitely a mischievousness to the way Maestro &#8220;scares&#8221; the people into accepting his presence &#8212; similar to the way Michael scares Ola in &#8220;Thriller.&#8221;</p>
<p>The most interesting aspect of this film is the double relationship between the eccentric Vincent Price-like Maestro and the conservative, bigoted Mayor.  This doubling is reinforced by the fact that Michael Jackson plays both characters.  The Mayor and Maestro are truly shadow figures of each other.  At one point, the Maestro takes over the Mayor&#8217;s body and the Mayor, complete with pudgy prosthetics, dances for everyone, followed by a pivotal scene where a hand with a mirror comes out of the Mayor&#8217;s stomach and shows the Mayor his own monstrousness.  This doubling of the characters, emphasized by Jackson playing both parts, enhances the complexity of the film.  Neither side can be as black/white as the mentality of a traditional horror film.  In fact, the film begins with a transition from an outer black and white world that becomes a color world when they enter the inner sanctum of the castle.</p>
<p>Similar to Gaston in Disney&#8217;s &#8220;Beauty and the Beast&#8221; and Anthony Michael Hall&#8217;s character in &#8220;Edward Scissorhands,&#8221; the message here is that the true monstrousness is intolerance and prejudice against difference.  Interestingly enough, the &#8220;difference&#8221; in &#8220;Ghosts&#8221; is clearly aligned with the gothic and the monstrous, which I see as being completely infused with sexuality, both in Michael Jackson&#8217;s short films and the horror genre at large.  Interpreting queerness in the difference of Maestro is ultimately subjective since there is no explicit reference to sexuality.  However, I think it is fair to say that &#8220;Ghosts&#8221; shares a sensibility and a progressive message that, for me, defines this short film as work of queer horror.</p>
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		<title>Queer Vampire</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently discovered the DVD release of Roman Polanski&#8217;s horror-comedy, The Fearless Vampire Killers (also known as Dance of the Vampires).&#160; Like most satisfying horror-comedies (Shaun of the Dead and Lost Boys come to mind), the comedic elements are mixed with some innovative and genuine horror elements. In other words, the film functions as a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=104&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently discovered the DVD release of Roman Polanski&#8217;s horror-comedy, The Fearless Vampire Killers (also known as Dance of the Vampires).&nbsp; Like most satisfying horror-comedies (Shaun of the Dead and Lost Boys come to mind), the comedic elements are mixed with some innovative and genuine horror elements. In other words, the film functions as a horror movie and a comedy.&nbsp; When this really works well, the film still works as a horror movie. Fearless Vampire Killers is a horror-comedy like this.&nbsp; And it has a great queer vampire &#8212; see the clip above! </p>
<p>On the surface, this is a parody of Hammer-era horror films.&nbsp; This vampire movie features an aristocratic Dracula-esque vampire very reminiscent of Christopher Lee.&nbsp; This Dracula figure has a gay son (who appears to wear the same wig and costume as Tom Cruise in Interview).&nbsp; Ultimately, the film pays homage to vampire stories as much as it spoofs them.&nbsp; In fact, this film does some things better than most horror films. For example: setting, atmosphere, and soundtrack.&nbsp; </p>
<p>I found the pacing of the movie to be very strange, and at first I didn&#8217;t know how to read the tone. Once I became acclimated to the world Roman Polanski created, I really found the film intriguing.</p>
<p> The bumbling Professor Abronsius appears almost like a cartoon character with his gigantic eyebrows and red nose.&nbsp; This character, an expert on bats, is a wonderful spoof of Van Helsing, and by the end I appreciated the actor&#8217;s performance, especially Abronsius&#8217; relationshiop with his assistant who is played by a soft-spoken Roman Polanski.&nbsp; I love how the assistant helps the professor put on his pants.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Even if the sense of humor and pacing takes a little getting used to, there are many wonderful atmospheric elements about this film.&nbsp; I love the use of snow-bound settings, and there are many beautiful scenes that take place against this snowy backdrop (and a couple of really cool snow chases with skis and sleighs).&nbsp; The vampire looking in through the snow covered skylight while Sarah is in the bath also provides a wonderfully creepy moment. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Von Krolock&#8217;s castle is an excellent gothic setting with labyrinthine hallways, crypts, and rooftops (you&#8217;ll see what I mean about the rooftops).&nbsp; The ball of the vampires contains amazing costuming and a genuinely creepy atmosphere that is not diminished by the touches of humor throughout. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Roman Polanski&#8217;s character Alfred, obsessed with the inn-keepers daughter named Sarah, is being stalked by von Krolock&#8217;s son Herbert &#8212; a queer vampire played with great aristocratic panache and flair.&nbsp; There is a wonderful scene on the bed where Herbert attempts to seduce Alfred with the same dating manual that Alfred was reading in the hopes of seducing Sarah &#8212; a brilliant reversal.&nbsp; Clearly, Alfred&#8217;s fear of being bitten by a vampire is aligned with his homophobia, and this alignment is quite playful (and very significant in the larger horror genre).&nbsp; </p>
<p>I really recommend this film as a great vampire movie which happens to include many moments of slapstick and parody (the most notable slapstick is the attempt to stake the vampires in the crypt).&nbsp; Enjoy it for the gorgeous settings, laughs, creepy moments, and sexy queer vampire! I would&#8217;ve definitely let him bite me!</p>
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		<title>Baltimore</title>
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		<title>13 Bullets</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Awesome Things Happening!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2007 19:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are so many awesome things happening in the world of Queer Horror &#8212; I can barely begin to keep up with everything.&#160; Here are a few of the highlights (let me know if you know about something that I&#8217;m missing &#8212; has anyone heard about any upcoming films?&#160; It seems like all the Queer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=101&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are so many awesome things happening in the world of Queer Horror &#8212; I can barely begin to keep up with everything.&nbsp; Here are a few of the highlights (let me know if you know about something that I&#8217;m missing &#8212; has anyone heard about any upcoming films?&nbsp; It seems like all the Queer Horror action is happening in literary circles.):</p>
<p>Rick R. Reed&#8217;s new release, IM, is not only receiving a lot of rave reviews, but also a lot of media attention.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve read several of Rick&#8217;s recent interviews, and he is doing an awesome job spreading the word about Queer Horror and educating readers about what distinguishes gay/queer horror from other branches of the horror genre.&nbsp; He is definitely emerging as a &quot;spokesman&quot; for the genre, and I think that&#8217;s a wonderful thing.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Positronic Press is on fire!&nbsp; The editor for Positronic is Greg Herren, an awesome writer himself, and the press (an imprint of Haworth) has recently released a series of groundbreaking Queer Horror titles, including <em>Vintage</em>, <em>The Very Bloody Marys</em>, and <em>The Master of Seacliff</em> (actually released under Harrington Park, another Haworth imprint).&nbsp; In addition to these excellent titles, they will also be releasing a new collection of Lee Thomas&#8217; short horror fiction in the upcoming year (not yet available).&nbsp; Click the cover icons on the right &quot;featured books&quot; column to purchase these titles. &nbsp;</p>
<p>Speaking of Lee Thomas, his career is skyrocketing!&nbsp; I&#8217;m not only excited about his upcoming Positronic collection, but his new hardcover novel <em>Dust of Wonderland</em> will also be out from Alyson in a few months (yes that&#8217;s right &#8212; Queer Horror is graduating to hardcover!).&nbsp; <em>Dust of Wonderland </em>reviews are coming in, and it sounds like it is a major achievement in the genre.&nbsp; I think we can expect awesome things from Lee Thomas.&nbsp; His YA series <em>Wicked Dead</em> will also be hitting the shelves this summer.&nbsp; </p>
<p>In addition to Positronic, another publisher is making its mark in the world of Queer Horror.&nbsp; STARbooks press, known for its erotica, is releasing two promising Queer Horror titles:&nbsp; <em>The Werewolves of Central Park</em> by Tom Cardamone and <em>Closet Monsters</em> by Daniel W. Kelly (cover featured above).&nbsp; These titles are perfect for readers who like their Queer Horror mixed with hot gay sex!&nbsp; Both of these titles have featured excerpts on the latest issue of Velvet Mafia, so you can read before you buy.&nbsp; </p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget about the upcoming anthology of Queer Horror from Unspeakable Horror and Dark Scribe Press.&nbsp; Visit the submissions page for information on this anthology (a dream come true for all of us at UH).&nbsp; The submissions period is coming up sooner than you think!&nbsp;</p>
<p>Help support Unspeakable Horror and purchase your Queer Horror by clicking on the cover icons in the right-hand column.&nbsp; Add a comment to this entry if there is something that should be featured on Unspeakable Horror, but you can&#8217;t find it.&nbsp; Help me keep up on this exploding sub-genre.&nbsp; It is an exciting time to be a Queer Horror author!&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Wikipedia Entry</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 01:51:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t already read it, definitely go and check out the entry on Queer Horror at Wikipedia. I really like the history of Queer Horror that it offers along with the list of works, but I especially like the definition right at the top &#8212; I really wish I had written that definition.&#160; So [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=chadhelder.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1421779&amp;post=100&amp;subd=chadhelder&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t already read it, definitely go and check out the entry on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_horror" target="_blank">Queer Horror at Wikipedia</a>.</p>
<p>I really like the history of Queer Horror that it offers along with the list of works, but I especially like the definition right at the top &#8212; I really wish I had written that definition.&nbsp; So concise and it really nabs the different facets!&nbsp;</p>
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